Let The Games Begin!

My nephew's dog Barley the White Lab, loves to sit and watch television. Tonight, he is watching the Olympics with me, and this is what he sees:

"It's Penguin verses Chicken this evening, going head to head in a face-off! Penguin is known for his swiftness on the ice, while Chicken prefers to strut around and shake his tail feathers.."

Barley yawns and rolls on his back, dreaming of a new Olympic event: "Pet Toy Hockey."

"Penguin takes a rogue shot and knocks the head right off of the duck-decoy goalie!
This game is turning bloody!! The ref doesn't appear to see this fowl foul and is looking the other way."

Stretching and snoring, as dogs often do, the game goes on.

"What's happened??? Chicken appears to have lost an eye...or maybe it's his contact lens. EIther way, the two have appeared to take a time out and are content watching ice dancing."

Perhaps it is time for them to try a new ice discipline?