It's all fun and games until...

..someone is for the high dive.
(Writes the ghost of NickMog)

And I only agreed to do this because Maude assured me that it wasn't high enough to break my neck or deep enough to drown in.

To be fair, she wasn't lying. But she omitted to tell me that she had poisoned the water.

She is very, very good at this.

By the way, do you like my step-ladder? After some initial problems, I've come to think of it as my real ladder.