Alpine event

The medical station at Stone Farm venue was kept busy again today. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles arrived midday to snowboard with the practicing Alternative Olympians in the final run-up to the medals race. Delighted cries were heard from every hill and crest while several onlookers were knocked down steep slopes in the general rush for a better vantage point to view the proceedings. One young onlooker managed to mutter, "Dreamy!" just prior to slumping over in the arms of Security.