Financial crisis (allegory)

- Boss! Boss! The water level is still rising! We are about to get flooded! What shall we do?!?!?

- Hold on. Don't panic. Call the Six Sigma team. Where the f*** is the Six Sigma team. And their Risk Analysis, where is their f*** Risk Analysis, for f*** sake. They've been f*** working on it for f*** months!!! Quick everyone, where is that sh@ggin Risk Analysis. For f*** sake!

- Boss, it's still rising!

- Ah boll*x! I f*** knew it... Too late. Bags! Quick, get sand bags! Get f**** sand bags and build a damn f**** dam!

- We... we... don't have any sand bags, boss. It's still rising!

- Bags!!!! Bags!!!! Someone get me some f**** bags. Any f**** bag. For f**** sake!!!

- All we have is the money bags we had been saving for the hours logged by the Six Sigma team...

- Throw the f**** money bags! Do it!!! Do it!!!! For f**** sake! And I want the Root Cause Analysis on my desk first thing in the morning. Summon a think tank to work on it right away. We will onboard as many stake holders as is deemed necessary.