Pick a title.

I was torn between "Mine! All mine!
and "Bed Raggled"

We've had another succession go nowhere, do nuffink sorta days.

I looked out and saw this wee fellow playing "King of the Castle" on an ancient bun.

It was either very poorly and/or an exceeding late hatchling as it seemed to still be sporting down.

He/she returned at least once and I never saw it fly, in or out, it sort of stroll off-stage right last sighting.