Number five

Today is my birthday.
SHE came up with numerous excuses for the lack of cake.
SHE made one for work but it wasn't dog friendly.
Priorities?????
I had to make do with a yorkshire pudding with some sausage and gravy.
SHE thought I might "leave it" for a picture.
SHE tested the theory with a piece of sausage.
SHE was wrong/too slow.
It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to!

RipandRoo