The Life of Bri

By bri

Dancing with the Ceiling

Is what I've been doing today.

Hold it up, wedge in place, work out how squint the walls are, write some logical markings on the board as to where to cut, put the board on the floor, try to figure out what the hell those markings mean, cut the squint bit even more squint, hold board up, wedge in place, discover it is wrong, take board down... [rinse and repeat].... wedge in place, screw in screws, drop wedges on head, get plasterdust in eyes, rub aching neck.

More to follow, after the Young Apprentice has figured out the electrics tomorrow.

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