Snorting the caffeine scorpion

That's my new phrase, I shall no longer say "I have had rather a lot of coffee today" . It shall henceforth be "Crickey, I've been snorting the caffeine scorpion something rotten today". I predict it will catch on. Plus its a lot snappier than their real strapline bottom left 'the bite of coffee', scorpions sting, they don't bite you doofuses.

Although the fact I am posting this over free wifi whilst drinking a McSatans cappuccino, in the 20 minutes between meetings, means I am more likely to say "what the fuck kind of dishwater is this?".