Bare Bones

Having a weekend away for the first time in ages: joined by Tom, Ivory and Kenny, the destination is the village of Whiteparish on the edge of the New Forest. We're staying in an old Methodist church that's been converted into a guesthouse, and the place is filled with reminders of its former function; in addition to the pulpit in the living room, there are more Bibles and hymn books lining the bookshelves than anyone could possibly need. Plus the occasional skull. Just what you need for that perfect holiday ambience.