Moments in a minor key

By Dcred

KEEP ON TRUCKING

Not a lot I can think of to say today so I thought a SONG & A SMILE to start the weekend, have a good one.

This truck driver goes into a whore house, slaps £100 on the counter and tells the madam that he wants the ugliest girl in the place and a ham sandwich,
The madam of the house looks at the money and tells him, "for £100 you could have the most beautiful girl in here"
The truck driver looks back at her and says, "Hey look sweetheart, I’m not horny, I’m home sick."

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