Are You Sitting Comfortably?

Then I’ll begin…

Deep in the forest
there’s a shiny seat
where the crossest
of men once sat
to rest his feet.

Many men
have sat there,
and women too,
from the time when
it was brand new
to now.

You can see how,
year after year,
rear after rear
has helped
to keep it smooth
and make it shine.

You’re welcome
to come
and put your bottom
on it.

I added mine.


PS
It’s not me who was cross.
I feel fine.