Clothes?!

Them accessories for wimps?
I think not!

They are for... well... wimps.

The sky is blue, there is shag all wind. Shall I say more?

The what? 7 degrees Celsius?
Celsius, my arse! What's a Celsius? Some kind of wimpy garment thingy?

The sky is blue and there is shag all wind.

End of conversation.