Bravo

The boy bought me tickets to see this posh fella. I love Fresh Meat but I wasn't sure his stand up would be up to much. How wrong was I? We laughed from the moment he entered the Nia on a Segway till the minute he left dressed as a lion to the Lion King theme tune.

My favourite joke (sorry very crude). When he was making love to his girlfriend he got really bad heart burn, not wanting to disappoint her he flipped her over shouted bravo and splashed gaviscon up her back.

He tells them better than me.

He also looked terrified trying to explain to a mature lady in the audience what tea bagging is!

A great night, the dinner courtesy of Tesco at Cafe Rouge wasn't bad either.