My Favourite Mug

'Master Luke, what's happened? I'm trapped within this mug, I've lost my handle and I've had felt tip pens and something resembling a gaffi stick thrust inside me! Master Luke? Oh, where could he be Artoo? ....You malfunctioning little twerp, this is all your fault!'

'ffuuurrrweeeeppooo .....fwupoooohh....duhp!'

'Dont call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!'