Have you seen the Muffin Man?

“The measuring and mixing always smoothed out her thinking processes - nothing was as calming as creaming butter - and when the kitchen was warm from the oven overheating and the smell of baking chocolate, she took final stock of where she'd been and where she was going. Everything was fine.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Maybe This Time

Child No. 1 is still in Glasgow, she has been once more sitting in a queue outside a venue all day waiting for a gig...she may well have hypothermia but that's ok because she's fourth in the queue! She has also spent an extoritionate amount of money at the merch van, god I wish I was 16 again.

Child No. 2 has had his friend here all day, they've played on playstation and with their Harry Potter wands and they decorated some cup cakes that I baked for them...always a pleasure.