City Boy

By kwasi

'Allo. My name is Hercule Poirot!

Ze world thought I was dead! Hercule Poirot cannot die. I am a genius! I 'ave solved so many murders. I 'ad been I imprisoned in ze Glendoick Garden Centre in Scotland. I was rescued today by a man who was 'aving a coffee and taking photographs of ze plants. 'E said 'e 'ad. no time for ze blipping today. 'E was returning home from Aberdeen to Edinburgh were 'is daughter was waiting, 'aving returned from New Zealand. 'Owever, I asked 'I'm to 'elp me to escape and 'e did. So, now I can apply my little grey cells again. Can you see me in my disguise? My eyes? My moustaches?

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