Loungewear

Yes that's right, it's the blanket with sleeves. Utterly tasteless and garish, uncomfortably hot fabric charged with static and a shade of pink that actually offends the eyes. So of course I think it's great.

However it was sent as a gift to a certain Mr C so I had to offer him first refusal to try it out. He responded, quite predictably, with the words "aye, like fuck".

And so another day ends in the surreal world of TV.