Shepherds

And there were shepherds playing jazzed up carols in Buchanan Street, Glasgow, keeping watch over their collection box by day. A Blipper from Blipfoto appeared to them, and the glory of the star in the Hugo Boss shop window shone behind them, and they were still smiling. But the Blipper said, "Do not be afraid. Keep smiling. I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the Blipfoto community. Today in the country of Scotland, an Unstaged entry has been posted featuring you and your frozen feet. This will be a sign to you. You will find the entry in Gillipaw's journal ... and she hopes you raised lots of cash.

Adapted from Luke 2 : 8-12 New International Version