Nativity

J was an inn keeper in his schools nativity today. It was called 'Alien Nativity'. (You know how they like to theme the Nativity these days). P1, 2 and 3 were all involved.

J seemed to stop singing every now and then. When I asked him if he'd forgotten the words he said "No mum, y'know when you get the waters in your mouth? Well that's what I had and I couldn't sing again until I'd swallowed it"

"Oh right" was all I could say.