2012

A typical conversation between a producer and director before making a best selling movie.
Producer: "hey you wanna make a good money?"
Director: "yeah, my recent movies did n't sell enough. I need money. What do I need to do?"
- "nothing, for this movie you just need some camers, an actor who's never been on a "bad man" role, a bunch of actors/acresses (we'll multiply them by computer), some computer graphic experts and a fantasy story."
- "Well, they have made movies about anything on the earth. So how about we destroy the world. We can use some American characters to save the humanity and be the hero. You know people ain't exit satisfied from cinema without some American heroes."
- "Damn you've got some out-fuckin-standing ideas. Don't forget to add alittle love story also. And we need some bad guys too, they should be fat!!! And preferly foreigner. Also try to bring some references from historical stories."
- "Ok, I'm going to make it. See you next week."
- "BTW don't forget ,the heroes should always servive at the last moment.
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