Not interested...

Picture this.

Scene: A skatepark in Burntisland. The sun is dipping towards the horizon, the lengthening shadows announce its imminent departure and the sound of screeching gulls tearing at discarded chip bags fills the air. Off camera an eager biker waits to showcase his latest moves to his friend, his white safety helmet glinting in the fading light, the chin strap perhaps a little too tight. Looking nervously across the sea of undulating concrete he looks for some sign of interest.

Nothing.

The shadows continue to lengthen, the gulls continue to screech and his friend continues to ignore him.

He's on the phone.