On your marks, get set, hey not yet!

Aw mayan, you know when cats start dashing around with no apparent reason, well that!

Sometimes he ends up a tree, I could have blipped that, but instead he continued all the way round to the front of the house and I couldn't be bothered chasing him. It's surprising how fast a big blob can run, the cat, not me, I'm not surprised how fast I can run. Some call me Alf Tupper, cos he can scoff a fish supper! Ooo look, I'm a poet, and I didn't know... aye, it's been another long day of ever decreasing circles, then ending up where I first started?

Aw mayan...