Sunlight through Orchids

I could tell you about my day but it contained more swearing and vitriol than you'd ever think possible from this normally mild-mannered and terribly self-deprecating Ausländer.

Instead, I offer you sunlight through flowers.

And so, you better be f****** happy with the f******. (This is meant as a joke, really, just in case it doesn't come across. There's a lovely German word to describe my mood "stinksauer", that captures it rather well.)

I do hope tomorrow has been paying attention.