Selling apples

Hey, she said, was I in your photo? Yes, I said, I kind of liked your look with the fancy sunglasses. I didn't mention the contrast to her conservative prayer cap, nor the reflection of the apples in her lenses. Well, I'm not that photogenic she said.

Alternates Tap dancer with definitions of "fate" and "karma" tattoo'd on his calves. Other Amish and Old Order Mennonites.