Tales of the Glaringly Obvious

Scene: The Old Clubhouse, Gullane

Me: "Excuse me, which one is the Deuchars, and which one's the Landlord?"
Barmaid: "Erm, the one in the Deuchars glass is the Deuchars, and the one in the Landlord glass is the Landlord."
Me: "Ah."

In my defence, on the bar the glasses were facing the other way.