The Guvnortron

Introducing The Guvnortron - Joe's latest piece of inspired homegrown computer wizardry.

Obscure pieces of technical equipment, ordered over the internet, have been arriving in the office over the past few months... And now it all makes sense. The best use of pingpong balls we've seen in a while!

The eight units are, officially, "a way to keep your poker game under control and running smoothly."

Or, as we like to see it: It helps drunk people play poker...

It seems the programming isn't quite right and needs a bit of 'tweaking'. But we were pretty impressed.