Here's one I prepared earlier

Shoot me now. A lovely day spent with the nippers in their back garden a hop over the Pennines from here. Made the best of a beautiful sunny day and professed myself highly impressed with the renovation of the garden pond.
And then I then managed to leave the camera behind. The wonderful Mr EAnn rendezvoused with our daughter in Bradford (where she works) today and retrieved it for me.
Hence the back blip.