Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man

“Dance like you're stamping on a human face forever, love like you've been in a serious car crash that minced the front of your brain, stab like no one can arrest you, and live like there's no such thing as God.”
― Warren Ellis

Yes, that really is a Spider-Man skirt, yes I'm 43 and yes, I'm aware that such garments on me are wrong and that I should probably be wearing a nice pair of slacks *blows raspberry*