To be expected

I don't know what it is about Peugeots that encourages so many unrequited advances on them. Mine has fading paint (which is white to start with), several hundred thousand kms on the odo and grass (grass!) growing (growing!) out of the boot gap. And yet I still get back to find someone has stuck this note under the windscreen wiper.

Nope, it's all mine (ish. Thanks mum and dad for not really ever needing it. *poor student face*) and it's not for sale.