Green door, what's that secret you're keepin'?

So, out for a nondescript walk this evening....thinking OH JULIE.......YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY........BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.........and had just started to CRY JUST A LITTLE BIT......when came across THIS OLE HOUSE....and wondered what was behind this GREEN DOOR?

..............I then realised I was feeling a bit SHAKY so I came home.