It's all about MEEEEEeee

The bins haven't been emptied for 3 whole WEEKS (rage froth) The road through the village is all slidey and nasty (snarl, stamp foot etc.).
NObody knows what they are doing (except ME. The government is rubbish, The council is rubbish, all public services are rubbish because they aren't paying any attention to ME ME ME.
Stupid idiots are concentration on working round the clock to keep the nation going but they can't even be bothered to get their priorities right and empty MY bins (I ask you!)

S'not fair ;)

I think it was a poem by Pete brown that went :
Unhappy?
When you're dead
You'll grin all day