Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgh

I return home from a hard day's work and a hard night's printing at college, I plug in my memory card from my camera and there's nothing there. I return the card to the camera and it says card error. I have nothing. Zip. Zilch. No blip. Aaaaarrrrgh! I cannot accurately describe how vexed and dismayed I am. Instead I shall photograph myself to demonstrate how I feel ( and also because it's nearly midnight, I need a photo and I have nothing).