Cosy Old Cardigan

By Stacebob

From All The Lads on The Ark Royal

Popped into Town after work today to meet Mama Frosty. She'd ordered a dress for me for a wedding, but unfortunately it assumed that size 14 people have no bosoms and I couldn't zip it all the way up. (this is something I've noticed since losing weight; I seem to have a size 14 waist and hips, but a 16 for the boobs! Makes dress shopping quite frustrating...) Anyhoo, we still had fun scoffing a Wagamama dinner, and Ma brought my copy of Rik Mayall's book from home for me to finish. So freakin' funny!

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