2010. Week No. 2

Jaysus. Is it only week number 2?!?!
Feels like century No. 22 already...

Monday. Wake up. Wash (yes! We still have running water!) Breakfast. Don't wake up kids cause still snowed in (4mm). DART. Work. Hello! Happy New Year [fake happy face] Oh shite, no, it was last week. No more happy new year. Happy New Week... for the rest of your corporate life. Shite... Switch on the computer. E-mails. Shite, shite, shite. Oh! A semi-informative e-mail that may prove useful in the next week or two. Look busy. Tea. More looking busy. Lunch. Pretend to be busy. Tea. DART. Home. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. How are you? What did you do in school today Luca [?] Let me rephrase it. I bet you did not play... sly fox during big break, did you? [Luca launched. Always tell them what they did not do and they'll tell you what they did do. Doo doo] Yes Mimi, you can climb on my back. But don't twist my neckkkkkkk, oh shite. Hello Finzy-Bob. Finnzy-Bobzy Finnzy Boobs. Clap clap the hands. Yes! Good boy! Clap clap clap. Ok folks, time for bed, washy washy the handies [if we still have running water], pyjamas, pyjamas, quick, quick, bed, Luca discus, un, deux, trois, quatre... breath out [etc.] Story time! The Lion who came to tea. By Emily Gravett. But he never did! Finished! Bed now. Mummy and Daddy love you very much. See you tomorrow. Pretend washy washy dishes. No Chico, I'll do it. Are you sure? You did it yesterday, I'll do it today. No, I do it. Ok, I'll do my blip. Is my washing the dishes really that shite? [years of practice] Blip Blip. Comment. Blip Blip. I heart this. Laugh laugh. I heart this too. Yawn... Tired. Slam. Sleep.

Tuesday. Idem Monday. Except schooly school. Wow, Luca very windy. Hurry up. Late for train. Hurry. Yes, it's the DART I used to take. Yes, penguins have willies, but they are buried deep in the feathers. Hurry, hurry. Rest idem

Wednesday. Idem Tuesday and Monday. Except no school. Birdy birdies picked at the insulation. Bad birdy birdies, burst pipe, no school, safety and welfare. Of the children. Sorry board. Very sorry board. DART. Work. Happy New Week [false smile] Pretend busy. NO! Not pretend busy. BUSY BUSY! FOR REAL!!! Quick, call Six Sigma Team. No. Don't. Get work down. Fast day. Board of patrons. Parody of boardy birdy picky thingy.

Thursday. Idem Wednesday. But slightly less real busy, slightly more pretend busy. DART home. Chica out. Kiddies acting nice kids. Kiddies role playing kiddies going to bed no chasy-chasy put on your pyjamas ah aha ah I'm not joking ah ah ah come here Mimi ah ah ah screamy pissed off Daddy. None of it. Strange.

Friday. Idem Thursday. Except more pretend busy. Eddie fix immersion. Put rent up cause running water. Bastard Eddie. Conf call. Minutes. Type type type. Meet meet meet. Smile smile no won't smile at you I don't like you smile smile smile. Tea. Coffee. Mess with coffee machine. More coffee. Spit coffee. DART. Kiss kiss kiss kiss. Conversation. Not good conversation. Backtrack. No too late. Pyjamas. Run run run, Ok folks, time for bed, washy washy the handies [if we still have running water - we do - privileged - rent increase], pyjamas, pyjamas, chasy-chasy put on your pyjamas ah aha ah I'm not joking ah ah ah come here Mimi ah ah ah screamy pissed off Daddy. Washy washy dishes [pretend washy washy dishes...] no! back on the DART. Kennedy's. Steffi reunion bash (with Steffi), chat chat pints pints chat. Bit deaf in one ear, more stools, chat chat and bacon fries, pints pints Austrian sausages, bitch bitch bitch, oh yes, and bitch a bit more and laugh, miss DART, bus bus rain, shop ticket bus, rain estate walk, home, blip.

Tomorrow? Saturday! The Holy Grail. And the day after? Sunday! The Holy Grail (bis) but-with-a-little-apprehension-of-the-fast-approaching-Monday.

Now? Sleep!