Bob the Egg

Bob the Egg is upset,
Not because he is an egg awaiting the dreading de-shelling then cooking
And not because of the current state of foreign affairs.
No, Bob is an egg and eggs generally don't worry about politics and environmental issues, even if they are free range and organic.
Bob is upset because he heard about Humpty Dumpty...

Poor Bob, but think of it this way, Humpty had all the kings horses and all the kings men trying to clean up the mess he made - Bob, well he made a great fried egg!