Home.

We made a collective decision to come home last night instead of staying and coming home at 5am-ish. The animals were spring from prison first thing and very happy they were too. Maisie blotted her copybook and cannot go back to the cattery. She's too old and they don't want her.

I was speaking to someone I know from London over the weekend and they said 'Derby? I bet the house prices are cheap there. What do you get for £30,000?' . I said 'A car'.