Thunderbox tool time

1. Loan an Aussie something from your house
2. Allow Aussie to use the cludgie while he's at your house picking it up
3. Listen to comedy noises of <clunk thud trundle clink> emanating sporadically from upstairs
4. Observe sheepish Aussie coming downstairs with bit of metal in hand
5. Proceed to Thunderbox Theatre (ok, bathroom) to see porcelain in state of detachment
6. Alternate gaze between sheared metal thingy and cisterny thing in ever increasing confusion
7. Listen to request for superglue with mild concern
8. Produce superglue, get irritated when no amount of coaxing releases anything from dried gluey nozzle
9. Stab tube repeatedly to elicit mild trickle and apply to metal rod thingy
10. Allow to dry while uploading Blip.

Next episode: 'Ungluing arse unexpectedly from wooden thunderbox seats'

That is all.