Lurking in the garden

I rediscovered this ancient gnome lurking in the undergrowth today. It is claimed to be some sort of heirloom within my wife's family, possibly worth a few bob, but I find it disturbing - a strange mix of sinister and kitsch. I know we'll never get rid of it so maybe I need to find it a suitable permanent spot in a shady corner and learn to love it.

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