Cult of the Sand Dog

Up and down the nation, on highstreets everywhere, labour the devotees of the Cult of the Sand Dog (Or the Sandbradors as they're know in Spain). Some people think it's a bizarre form of busking. But there's a sinister purpose behind these canine effigies.

I can't tell you what it is because a devotee swore me to secrecy. Also they threatened to leave a sand-sculpture of a horses head on my pillow.