One, Two.....

Three!

I've said this SO many times today, that I'm sick of hearing it. I've been looking after both two year old Grandsons today and it's the only thing that they seem to listen to, when doing something wrong. Next step is the 'naughty corner'.

I'm looking to buy a carpet cleaner to freshen the lounge carpet. There are plenty of reviews of the most popular brands and today I laughed so much, that I thought that my sides would burst.
A customer, after using the machine, decided it would work best if the handle was tilted, like a vacuum cleaner, by pressing the button on the base.
Now I know you may think me cruel, but I had visions of him/her holding the cleaner upright with both hands and trying to clean the carpet. Is it just me......!?! Can anyone really be that daft?

When visiting the restaurant at Inverewe Gardens, Poolewe a few years ago, a customer had filled in the visitor's book with the following comment....
"We were disappointed that there was a strong smell of food as we entered the restaurant".
The next customer wrote.....
"Of course you could smell food....IT'S A RESTAURANT!!!

I had a productive afternoon, whilst the boys were napping. I managed to saw off some huge branches from a shrub that were taking over the garden. It's opened it up and the smaller shrubs underneath now have light.