Pliers required

I did not plant this cactus.
I would never plant this cactus.
It just showed up in the garden one day.
Unlike other cacti, I swear I have had to use pliers to remove the needles from my leg.
But having said all that, I just can't destroy it.
It grows like crazy which takes some stamina in AZ.
It's a survivor.
I respect this cactus.