I Just Wanna Be Your Teddy Barium

I went for my annual health check-up this morning and, as always, I ate my complimentary breakfast at the restaurant on the first floor of this building. This restaurant is filled with Elvis Presley memorabilia, pipes Elvis and The Beatles music constantly and has this statue of The King outside. By a strange coincidence, tomorrow is his birthday.

I decided to forego the barium examination for the first time this year. My toilet will thank me for it, I'm sure!

Empire State Human - The Human League