Pub sign to lure in the punters!

I saw this sign outside a pub in Brighton and it really made me laugh so couldn't resist a quick snap for todays blip.

In case you can't read it the very small print on the sign reads:

THE QUADRANT
GUARANTEE
TOPLESS
buses use this route in the summer
we have a
GIRLS
and a boys toilet
we serve alcohol
HERE..
we're open
TONIGHT!