For Sale?

FOR SALE
These two
They wouldn't think of jumping up on the furniture
Lucy just wouldn't steal a packet of Viennese Whirls and bury them in the garden
Joe has never thrown up in our bedroom
They have never eaten rabbit poop
They wouldn't dream of barking at anyone who passes our window
Lucy has never run away when at the beach
Joe has never had an "accident" in the bathroom
They aren't in the least bit attention seeking
They would never harass their owners for food
Price: offers over £1,000,000 considered

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