I wear a top hat now, top hats are cool

"I'm puttin' on my top hat
Tyin' up my white tie
Brushin' off my tails

I'm dudein' up my shirt front
Puttin' in the shirt studs
Polishin' my nails"

Irving Berlin

It was Roald Dahl day at Henry's school, he went as Willy Wonka and hasn't taken the top hat off since we got home. This is a real vintage top,hat which I bought for him a few Christmas's ago when it was on his list because Doctor Who had worn one....hence we also have a Fez and a Stetson