Outer calm, inner conflict

Sometimes it's like there are two people doing the blip.

The first - let's call him Camera Red - points his lens around excitedly at anything that moves. "Look!" he says, "I got this picture of a cormorant flying low over the water! You should have seen it!"

The other feller though, Upload Red, he's not like that at all. He sighs and tuts a lot. "Hmm," he replies. "Yes, but it's all a bit unsatisfactory, isn't it. You can't really see the bird very well, and all the shapes are a bit tangled and confused-looking. And did you consider the possibility that it might be a shag?"

At this point, Camera Red stomps off in a huff. He knows the boring git's going to upload that picture of the Western Harbour instead.

Big Harbour