A little addition to my family

The girls were hanging around the methadone clinic (their favorite go-to spot) and look what they brought home! This clown claims to traffic in illegal weaponry. Oh, sure! Those 155mm howitzer shells are spent! I'm not an idiot! Still, he insists that my people call his people, maybe do lunch.
He might make a nice addition to my family? Having lots of people around makes me feel better, feel whole, feel in...control.