a town called E.

By Eej

Boob-smooshing

I haven't had a check-up in many, many years - and it was time.

Because one of my Aunts died of breast cancer I had to answer eleventy and five billion questions which were so annoying the actual smooshing of the boobs was a picnic. I'm totally serious too.

Blood was collected - and while there are many things about the American health care system I thoroughly dislike, they are extremely efficient when it comes to results: I was declared healthy as a horse within 24 hours - or, in my doctor's words: normal.

Yay hurray!

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