A BUFFING EMERGENCY

I had a real emergency earlier when I received a call to say one of my charges was loosing blood, with the thought of the new carpets in mind I dropped the shopping basket (sorry Marks) and hotfooted it back to attend stopping only briefly to take a quick spur of the moment blip, thankfully the sweet lady in the panic soon settled once I got there (it's the velvet tone of my voice), the Physician who popped across gave the opinion that she would be ok and promised to send a lady doctor in the morning (it being of a delicate nature), he also assured me that blood would never had shown show on a dark green carpet!! (everyones a bloody comedian)