I Want to Be a Cowboy's Sweetheart

In my croft I have Piegi the Belted Galloway and her calf, Errol. She belongs to my neighbour and is being kept separate from the herd since she foolishly decided to sink into the bog at the bottom of another field. The first time I met Piegi she thought it would be a good idea to charge at me and throw me up on the stone wall, which she duly did (it's a long story so I won't bore people with it). I have witnesses who will testify that I thought it was hilarious. I honestly couldn't stop laughing. Since then we've got on extremely well and spend a lot of time chatting. Admittedly it is a bit one-sided but, hey, it's always nice when someone listens to you.